Saturday, March 11, 2006

59 Days (I think)

I smell pizza.

I should start memorizing my verses for Four Gospels. But I'm not.

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What I did today:

*Read Living By the Book (243-256) -- Due March 24
*Wrote a book summary for Joshua (Judges, 1 and 2 Samuel left) -- Due March 23
*Looked at Four Gospels notes just a teeny weeny bit
*Began retyping notes for the BI midterm on March 29
Here's a sample :

ADAM: 4000 BC
Dispensation of innocence: Creation-Fall
NOAH: 2400 BC
Dispensation of conscience: Fall-Flood
ABRAHAM: 2000 BC
Dispensation of Human Government: Flood-Babel
MOSES: 1400 BC
Dispensation of Promise: Babel-Mt. Sinai
DAVID: 1000 BC
ISAIAH: 750 BC
DANIEL: 600 BC
MALACHI: 400 BC
JESUS: 0
Dispensation of Law: Mt. Sinai - Death of Christ (1400 years)
Dispensation of Grace: 2000 years
JOHN: 100 AD
Rapture and Kingdom: 1000 years

*Did laundry

What I still need to do:
* Begin memorizing for Four Gospels

"Now He said to them, 'These are My words which I spoke to you while I was still with you, that all things which are written about Me in the Law of Moses and the Prophets and the Psalms must be fulfilled.' Then He opened their minds to understand the Scirptures, and He said to them, 'Thus it is written, that the Christ would suffer and rise again from the dead the third day, and that repentance for forgiveness of sins would be proclaimed in His name to all the nations, beginning from Jerusalem. You are witnesses of these things. And behold, I am sending forth the promise of My Father upon you; but you are to stay in the city until you are clothed with power from on high." Luke 24:44-49
* Chart for BI... on second thought, I'll do that next week.
* Museum report

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Tom Chapin's song "Someone's Gonna Use It" is actually really gross. And speaking of kiddie songs, it's amazing how many kiddie songs I knew way before I even understood them. And some have a completely wrong world-view that I only noticed as I got older and began understand the songs. The same goes for Disney movies. Hence, no kid song or kid movie is really harmless -- so many things kids hear and sing without even knowing what it means... and unknowingly, if not taught, develop some majorly unbiblical views. SO LET'S ALL LISTEN TO BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not. I just realized how many pointless kid songs I know... 'tis a sad fact. Let me illustrate:

I fell down from the window,
The second story window,
I stubbed my eyebrow on the pavement,
Go get the axe, there's a fly on baby's ear
A boy's best friend is his mother!
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Um ah went the little green frog, one day
Um ah went the little green frog,
Um ah went the little green frog, one day
And his eyes went um um ah.

Beep beep went the big red truck, one day
Squish, squish went the little green frog
And his eyes didn't go um ah anymore
Cuz they got licked up by a dog. Arf! Arf!
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HAHAHA and for your pleasure, I found some cool songs (too bad I don't know the tunes because I would sooo learn them).

You've got to change your underwear daily
And brush your teeth every night and day
You've got to wash mainly
Because the dirt isn't good for you

It'll make you ugly, and homely, you'll lose all your friends
Come on, it's time to make amends
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We have just received an note from outer space
The Martians want to hold a dance for the whole human race!
Pa-pa-ooh-ma-ma, pa-pa-ooh-ma-ma
Pa-pa-ooh, pa-pa-ooh, pa-pa-ooh-ma-ma
Pa-pa-ooh-ma-ma, pa-pa-ooh-ma-ma
Pa-pa-ooh, pa-pa-ooh, pa-pa-ooh-ma-ma
We do the Martian Hop!We do the Martian Hop!
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I’m bringing home my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m bringing home my baby bumble bee
Ouch, it stung me!

I’m squishing up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m squishing up my baby bumble bee
Yuck, its all over me!

I’m licking up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m licking up my baby bumble bee
Ugh, I feel sick!

I’m barfing up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m barfinging up my baby bumble bee
Oh, what a mess!

I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee
But, my mommy wasn’t so proud of me!===========================
I’ve got a head like a ping-pong ping-pong ball
I’ve got a head like a ping-pong ball
Ping-pong ping-pong ball
Ping ping-pong
Ping ping-pong
Ping ping-pong ping-pong
I’ve got a head like a ping-pong ping-pong ball
I’ve got a head like a ping-pong ball
Ping-pong ping-pong ball
Ping
Ping-pong
Ping-pong ping-pong ping-pong
Hey!
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Last late night when bed we all were in
Old Leary Lady hung a shed the lantern in
And when the kick cowed it over
She eyed her wink and said:
“There’ll be a time hot in the town old Tonight!”
ARF! ARF! ARF!

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Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Didn't you see, that light turn red?
Now there are tracks, across your head.
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?

Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Why were you running from the mutts?
Now that truck, spread out your guts...
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?

Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
You did not see the hook ahead,
And now your head is stuffed with bread.
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?

Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug,
What are you doing on the rug.
You did not see the foot ahead,
and now your just a spot of red,
Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug,
What are you doing on the rug.

Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred,
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?
You didn't look as you jumped out,
A ten-ton truck ran up your snout!
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred,
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?

(And that's to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree")

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OK! The End!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

World-view is very important!! BUT I liked that last one, especially the verse with the cat in it!!! Whhooppee - the cat got it! LOL

UC

Anonymous said...

Don't let him fool you - he builds cat sofas and attaches them to windows to make the cat comfortable! CBK

somecallmemom said...

LOL at the two of you!!

katherine said...

haha. oh my. those kids songs are something else. i agree. let's go listen to BARNEY!! (even though they don't really sing on barney, they're more like talk-singing, if you know what i mean!! and you're right about disney movies too. the circle of life? gimme a break!